I went to festival and this is what I found between the scheduled entertainment.....
A bright new start to the day.
If your hand has been mutilated by a bull, best sleep it off under a tree.
Carrying the weight of s thousand beards.
Make yourself at home love.
To avoid disappointment, never sleep in a urinal.
Not ideal, but better..
A horrible nightmare.
It's all too much for some.
From the stars to the gutter.
And back again.
And finally, least but most definitely not last......